O humor Inglês não é pra qualquer um: Conheça alguns trocadilhos que requerem um bom conhecimento da língua.
What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar?
It was tense.
Why are apostrophes terrible to date?
They’re too pessessive.
Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms?
Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court?
To be sentenced.
Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?
Pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
How do you make a copyeditor vomit?
Show her a typo. It will make her [sic].
Why do writers constantly feel cold?
Because they are surrounded by drafts.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?
Because its period was late.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
Cat: Claws at the end of paws.
Comma: Pause at the end of a clause
What’s the best way to get an English major in the mood?